American Breakfast Sausage and Apples

[Epicurohn]

Sausage meat with apple Jim.

[wheels]

A Startrek sausage?

[johnfb]

THAT'S possibly the funniest thing I have read on the forum...ever...swear to God. Star trek sausage....absolutely effing brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saucisson]

The thread's dead, Jim

Dave

[johnfb]

Ohh please don't start with a load of star trek quotes...I can nay take it much longer... I must be out of my vulcan mind

[wheels]

Crazy Irishman!!

[johnfb]

I swear to God, sausage meat with apple, Jim,...I am still laughing....Phil, that was classic....I have tears in my eyes.....

[saucisson]

I hope David and Jim can forgive us for going so far off topic...

Pull yourselves together...

[johnfb]

Ok, ok, sorry...(wiping tears from eyes)

[saucisson]

Stop me if you've heard this joke in Klingon

tlhIngan vengHomDaq ghIQ wa'
tera'ngan.
HurDaq yIttaHvIS ghaH, chol wa'
tlhIngan.
nISwI'beH, HIq bal je qengtaH
tlhIngan.
<toH, tera'ngan, yItlhutlh!> jatlh.
jang tera'ngan<vItlhulh vIneHbe'.>
Human chorDaq nISwI' Qeq tlhIngan.
jach <yItlhutlh jay'!>
vaj HIq bal tlhap tera'ngan
'ej tlhutlh.
DIngchoH nachDaj 'ej Qom porghDaj.
HIq bal nobHa'.
jatlh tlhIngan <ngIm>
HumanvaD nISwI'beHDaj nob.
<DaH>

[saucisson]

A Terran was vacationing in a
Klingon village. While he was
taking a walk outside, a Klingon
approached him. The Klingon was
carrying a disruptor rifle and
a jug of liquor.
"Well, a Terran! Drink up!" he said.
"I don't want a drink," replied
the Terran.
The Klingon aimed his disruptor
at the Human's belly. "Drink,
damn it!" he cried.
So, the Terran took the jug
of liquor and drank. His head
began to spin and his stomach
churned. He gave back the jug.
"Putrid, isn't it?" said the
Klingon. He gave his disruptor
rifle to the Human. "Now hold
it on me while I take a drink."


Seems oddly familiar for some reason....

Dave

[johnfb]

[jenny_haddow]

That's 4 straight 10's from the judges here Dave.

Jen

[saucisson]

I've started a new thread in Chatter, so David can have this thread back...

Dave

[captain wassname]

David:
As I was about to say before I was so rudely interrupted I would imagine that if you mix sausage meat and apple and then cook it the apple would take on a similar colour to the sausage meat. I have made a few sausages (cased) and once cooked altough the apple still retained its (for a better discription) chunkiness had the colour of an all meat sausage

Jim