Some humour for GUS - it is true!
Today my wife and I had a friend over for drinks. He is a policeman in a bad, drug infested part of the city and we were discussing the drug related problems he is faced with. So, the wife has drugs on the brain tonight.
Here I am now reading posts on the forum and chuckle when reading GUS's latest smoking adventures and experiments. Wife asks me what I am chucking about and I say:
"It's this this fellow GUS in the UK, he has been experimenting smoking Marmite"
She looks at me and says: "You are kidding!"
Me: "Not at all. He appears to have got it right though".
Wife: "Geeze, does it make him go on a trip?"
Me (not thinking): "Hell no, he does it at home"
Wife: "So, what affect does it have on him - how the hell does he light the stuff?"
Me, still not thinking: "You don't light the stuff, he puts it in his smoker box and smokes it there".
Wife: "How does he fit into the box?"
Me: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Wife: "You said this guy GUS is smoking Marmite - does it make him high and how does he do it? Does he roll it in paper and then light it - I don't think Marmite will burn like a cigarette!"
Me - light switches on and explain to her it is the forum for sausages, meats and curing and I was talking about smoking as in smoked sausages, not drugs. It is now quiet at home as the wife thinks I made a fool of her and is giving me the cold shoulder. Fortunately, she has CRAFT disease and won't remember the conversation in the morning.