Is there a pepper so hot it may not be consumed? Yes, there is! And it has been developed by the fine folks in England!
Until recently, the red savina habanero has been the hottest pepper in existence and it could fuel a rocket! It is just one of more than 200 varieties of chiles. The hottest habanero is about 577,000 Scoville heat units - a point so hot and destructive to the taste buds that taste is no longer an issue as it simply is no longer a flavor. Shucks pards, the Scotch bonnet, a cultivar of the habanero, contains up to 325,00 SHU, causes dizziness, numbness of hands and cheeks, and severe gastro-intestinal disorder. It may also cause a person to angrily refer to the male offspring of a female dog.
Now, following four years of hybrid development, the Dorset Naga, cultivated and sold exclusively by Michael and Joy Michaud of Dorchester, England, is the hottest pepper in the world, having a blistering 923,000 SHU! This pepper is so hot it must absolutely not be consumed directly. A chef in Bangladesh said he merely holds the pepper by its stalk and touches food with it. He added, “It has a refreshing smell and a very good taste but you’ve go to know what you’re doing or you can hurt someone”.
My cousin, “Iron Mike” just leaks testosterone! He somehow believes the test of a “real man” is to eat hot peppers without breaking out into a sweat. Then he is dumb enough to brag about doing it! If you get snookered into a hot pepper eatin’ contest with a big gorilla named “Iron Mike”, just remember that capsaicin is poorly soluble in water, though it is lipophilic (soluble in fat). In fact, the least effective way to relieve the blistering sensation in the mouth is to drink water. (it spreads the capsaicin around). Respectively, yogurt, ice cream, or milk, become more effective remedies for the mouth and throat. In an emergency, I certainly would not hesitate to wash the eye with milk. So, sit back, keep your fingers away from your eyes, choke down a few hot jalapenos with garlic, serranos with raw onion and pepperoni, an ancho or two on a slice of jalapeno cheese, and then gulp down a beer, enjoying the endorphins! If it is too hot to handle - eat yogurt and drink milk!
Best Wishes, Chuckwagon