Are we allowed to post jokes on here? It's pork related..
Two Mexicans crawling through the desert, thirsty and hungry and nearing their end.
Suddenly Juan raises his head and says to Pedro, "ay Pedro I must be dyeeng, I keep theenking I can smell bacon"
Pedro replies, "you no dying my fren, I can smell eet too"
As they crawl over the top of a dune they spot a tree growing between 2 other dunes and it appears to be covered with bacon.
Juan immediately gets to his feet and scrambles towards the tree.
All of a sudden there is volley of rapid gunfire and Juan lies shot to bits on the sand.
With his dying breath he shouts, "Go back Pedro, somebody trick us, eez not a bacon tree, eez a ham bush"
Regards, Paul Kribs