Aris,
I am completely the opposite with regards to the wife (not the nookey bit) but she doesn't mind at all with my sausage making activities. I always clear my mess and keep it to a minimum. She is just pleased with the end result.
I am lucky that I made a brick built workshop for woodworking and although it is pretty full of tools both small and large I can usually find just enough room for other things by moving stuff about. I had to recently chop some bits off my router table so that the new undercounter freezer would fit, must admit I would have a job finding somewhere for an industrial type slicer.
She was just a bit concerned that I would get one and then not make bacon. I just have to convince her that one thing is a natural progression to the next. I will do this one warm evening when she has had a few glasses of wine. This is how I now have a workshop where a lawn once stood.
The powers of wine and logical deduction always lead to a favourable conclusion. Is there nothing that alcohol cannot do?
Regards Paul Kribs